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first day of school: 30 pencils, 64 crayons, 20 pens, 12 rulers, 10 notebooks.

end of school year: 1 pencil you found in the hallway.

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Oxford Comma

mom: you realize normal people don't have such strong feelings about the oxford comma

me: THE OXFORD COMMA IS IMPORTANT

mom: you realize this makes you a nerd

me:

mom:

me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush and barack obama

me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush, and barack obama

me: without the comma, you are implying that george bush and barack obama are strippers

mom:

me:

mom: this isn't normal

pissexual:

stereolights:

popyawhitecollarsup:

livin-la-vida-lokiii:

I GOT KIND OF SCARED WHEN I FIRST SAW THIS BECAUSE I THOUGHT HIS ARM WAS JOINED BETWEEN THE PICTURES AND I THOUGHT ‘OH SHIT TOMS BROKE THE INTERNET’ AND THEN I REALISED..

HOLY SHIT ME TOO ITS 3D OR SOME SHIT OMG THATS COOL

SHIT A BRICK FOR A SEC THERE

WHOA damn

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#they want him so bad

#and he’s like #oh floor i’d like to understand you

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me: closes wrong tab

me: PTERODACTYL NOISE

fuckyeahfavouritethings:

Team StarKid

Brian Holden

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